whatkindofanameistheresisty:

mulletlove:

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

(via unclefather)

(via approach)

zuge:

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

(via sorry)

creativerule34hentai:

Every time you reblog this it makes a baby boomer vandaluse their own untouchable China cabinet in rage.

(via sorry)

ghostclvb:

ghostclvb:

ghostclvb:

ghostclvb:

watching spy kids: island of lost dreams aka the single most ambitious and masterful piece of modern american cinema ever created

holy shit the creature designs in this movie were NEXT FUCKING LEVEL

spy kids 2:

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me, approximately age 9:

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do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created?” is probably THE hardest line of dialogue ever spoken in the history of modern film and people regularly search google for its origin just to find out steve buscemi said it in a movie about adolescent spies from 2002

(via sorry)

sorry:

“I know it hurts now sweetheart, but that’s how you know it was a relationship worth having.”

— Phil Dunphy, Modern Family (via suspend)

raccoon-piss:

nemuwii:

i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.

it effects everything.

being trans is easier when youre white.

being gay is easier when youre white.

being disabled is easier when youre white.

being a woman is easier when youre white.

being autistic is easier when youre white.

oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.

you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.

never forget this.

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three things:

1. it’s true

2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt

3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this

(via julius-novachrono)

flannel-beards-bikes:

wethekeegsta:

Please watch my mom’s cat LOVING this??

This needs more notes

(via fuckyahumor)

but-im-jess-saying:

heatandapathy:

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

I’ve watched this like ten times laughing my ass off, but its lead to a question. are scots unable to say wank with out making the motion?

(via thecommonchick)

little-messs:

springcottage:

louiswildlife on ig

u gotta kiss da girl

(via approach)

weirdmageddon:

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girls night girls night girls night

(via hotboyproblems)